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Dance on the Breeze

1/31/2015

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Draped in crystal shrouds

Winter wove in the clouds

And drifted down to seed

A sense of innocence

Fulfilling the need

To see faces froze at play

Instead of the way

Getting lost in the frost

Contorts a pleasant night

From romantic frolic

To terrified vitriolic

Accusations of who

Led who astray.  A point of view

Redefining woo as woe

Adrift in the snow.

A winter's walk in the wood

Gave the blizzard food...

but though their hearts stopped

Afterward, whenever mercury dropped

Ghosts are seen near the tree

Where the two laid to be

At peace after the caprice

To blame became hollow.

Heart strings bound each to follow

The other to any end along the line.

So they laid to rest beneath a pine;

And now dance on the breeze

That once did freeze.

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Call in Apocalypse 2:  SCIENCE! ...show us your boobs.

1/23/2015

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Jack Gash is back!  It's been too long since we last heard from KBBZ's clueless shock jock.  This time around we're talking SCIENCE, and Jack is chatting with mad scientists.

Starring:
Brian Block as Professor Alejandro Labrega
Stephanie Swartz as Lisa Eldritch
J. Rohr as Jack Gash and Richter van Gott


Audio engineering:
Brian Block
http://www.brianalanblock.com/

The PROWL jaguar:
"Panthera onca at the Toronto Zoo 2" by MarcusObal - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons -
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Panthera_onca_at_the_Toronto_Zoo_2.jpg#mediaviewer/File:Panthera_onca_at_the_Toronto_Zoo_2.jpg
Digitally revised by J. Rohr


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Temporal Ethics

1/17/2015

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The whole concept of temporal ethics began with the assassination of John F. Kennedy.  The historians who perpetrated the president's murder believed it would help end the Vietnam War earlier.  In a way they were correct.

Prior to his death, Kennedy allowed the Vietnam War to continue through all eight years of his presidency.  While this primarily stemmed from the military industrial complex blackmailing him, thanks to Kennedy's affair with Marilyn Monroe, the blame is no less on his shoulder.  On the voter's side of blame, because of Kennedy's civil rights initiatives, which some suspect may have been his way of atoning for the war, Lyndon Johnson rode into office under the pretense of being Kennedy's successor.  However, Johnson didn't need any bribery to continue in the conflict.  He took the cold blooded stance that the war fueled industry, and as such produced jobs for Americans.

Fortunately, Johnson only served one term, and President George Mcgovern ended the war.  But an entire generation of young Americas were either dead , or so ruined by their experiences the nation would never really recover.  

Researchers in 2355 examined this timeline.  After months of painstaking work, they discovered 3 surviving alternative branches.  While all realities are possible we now know for the fraction of a second it takes for each possibility to coalesce into a distinct reality time becomes stretched thin as it expands to accommodate the infinite outcomes.  This stretching results in tears which permit one outcome to exist at the same time as another.  In essence, one universe suddenly inhabits the same space as another.  The result is typically cataclysmic; the universes annihilate one another.  However, those which survive become alternatives to the reality that we are aware of.  

History is rarely clean.  In one of the alternative Kennedy timelines (hereafter referred to as K-1, 2, and 3 respectively), Kennedy stepped down after his mishandling of the Cuban Missile Crisis, and the nuclear annihilation of Cuba.  K-3 had Kennedy openly admit to his affair with Marilyn Monroe, and took the edge off the scandal by becoming the first president to openly divorce and remarry while in office.  The Vietnam war ended in this timeline during Kennedy's second term.  This then begs the question why historians chose the causation of K-2, the assassination.  

Kennedy's open divorce left a bad taste in many conservatives mouths (or as some have supposed the sweet taste of opportunity).  As such an entrenched collective of senators and representatives emerged who bitterly opposed any legislation the president put forward.  Acting on behalf of what they called the moral majority, a large portion of Congress prevented the passing of several Civil Rights bills.  Without any real sense of progress, the peaceful side of the civil rights movement eventually disbanded save for a few ardent believers.  More radical groups took up the cause militarizing it.  On a darker note, feeling the government had just subtly declared their opposition to minority rights, white power organizations began popping up all over the country promising to protect white America from these more aggressive Civil Rights advocates.    

It is entirely possible a reality once existed where the aforementioned situations were all handled with grace and dignity.  However, those didn't survive the expansion of time.  So historians went with what was perceived as the best of three bad options.  K-1 left the word too close to the brink of nuclear suicide, and K-3 resulted in the radical marginalization of millions -- what kind of world would historians be creating?  

Keep in mind these were the early days of temporal manipulation.  Pioneers like James Reese and Elizabeth Hardwell had yet to discover what are known as phantom filaments, the ghostly remains of annihilated timelines, and so historians at the time of the Kennedy Decision felt they had only the three options.  So, in their own words, "We chose a reality wherein the fewest negative outcomes occurred."

It almost sounds like the right thing to do.  Professor Winston Smith, who took part in the Kennedy Decision, put it best when he wrote in his memoir, "In the face of monstrosities humans often feel compelled to act.  Now that the Past is no longer immutable it seems as if we have a moral obligation to correct the great, hideous mistakes.  However, choosing the lesser of two evils still results in choosing evil."

So it was that humanity, for the first time, changed its Past.  The problem we're left with now is where to stop.

 

- Op-ed written by Lawrence Jones for the Journal of Temporal Ethics, issue #13, July 16th, 2398

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Inked on the Airwaves

1/15/2015

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Hey Katzenjammer kids, be sure to check out Inked on the Airwaves at radio.depaul.edu tomorrow at 9 a.m.  Why?  Because I'll be on talking about counterculture & stuff.
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Enjoy the Rain

1/10/2015

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I kind of wish there was more of a story behind all this.  I was just fooling around one day, and this song came together.  The art, on the other hand, is part of an ongoing project I've recently started.  The project is called Variations on a Theme.  It consists of digitally manipulating one image into as many variations as I can.  These first three are the first part, and I'll putting together more as time goes by.  The original image can be found in the VISIONS section of this site, entitled Abstract 1.
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Just a Blue Dot

1/3/2015

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            At first, NASA thought they had a glitch.  Their instruments had begun receiving telemetry from an object in space.  More importantly, it's apparent trajectory implied the object originated on Mars and was now traveling to Earth.  Many heads were scratched, and initial conclusions all pointed to a hoax.  However, once other countries started to report the object serious inquiries began immediately, especially when the object made a course correction.  Without this course correction, the object would have flown straight into the Moon.  Now it continued without a single obstacle to Earth.

            Of course conspiracy theories soon filled the air.  There are too many gems to give them space here because to allow one demands another three, if for no other reason than the sheer hilarity of certain claims juxtaposed against the bone chilling plausibility of others.  Perhaps sometime in the near future it would be worthwhile to collect the best of these theories into some type of anthology, but that’s for later.

            On December 5th, the object arrived.  Observations as it approached revealed that the object possessed certain similarities with common satellites.  Although, this device appeared to be more streamlined than anything in orbit around Earth or which humanity ever shot out into space.  On the 5th, though, the world held its breath as the object descended outside Perryton, Texas.  It came down smoothly, occasional bursts of green flame slowing and controlling its descent. 

            No one knew what to expect.  The object opened.  Out of it came the latest Mars rover.  NASA had lost contact with the rover several months earlier.  Chalking the loss up to an unanticipated system failure – speculations revolved around a circuit board that burned out, perhaps damaged either on takeoff or landing if not otherwise faulty to begin with – officials at NASA had no real choice other than to simply accept the billion dollar malfunction; but now here it was, rolling along on its own power as if nothing had ever been wrong.  An assembly of scientists from around the world approached the rover.  The machine extended a mechanical arm, presenting them with a small metal box.

            Inside it the scientists found a note.  A single sheet of paper with the typewritten message:  Our planet is not a junkyard.  Quite pitching your shit over here.  Signed:  The People of Mars.             

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