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Blue Velvet Valentine

2/25/2016

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Blue Velvet is an interesting movie not just because of what it means for film, but because it’s the kind of movie everyone has a story about.  Usually this story is about seeing it for the first time – the context of that event, and its subsequent effect.  Whether one’s opinion is positive or negative, people have a story about Blue Velvet.  Seeing it either turned out to be an exciting revelation, or the reason you stopped taking a certain person’s film recommendations. 
 
I discovered Blue Velvet without ever intending to.  In college I dated a woman who completely turned me off to anything David Lynch.  She loved him.  For instance, she had every episode of Twin Peaks on VHS, recorded straight off the TV.  She introduced me to Lynch, and that introduction failed magnificently. 
 
She started by showing me the very last episode of Twin Peaks first.  Consequently, I’ve never been able to make it through the entire series because I know how it ends – there is, essentially, no mystery.  Imagine someone tells you there is a kaleidoscopic mystery orchestrated by someone painting what seems to be fractal nightmares about the seedy underbelly of Rockwell Americana.  To me that sounds fantastic.  Continue to imagine that instead of allowing you to explore this bizarre panorama someone tells you the end of the story first.  Everything becomes about that one focal point, stunting any imaginings trying to grow; the wonder of not knowing, and the infinite possibilities therein are lost.  And that is an experience which cannot be recaptured. 
 
With Twin Peaks dead on the vine, my then girlfriend decided perhaps we should explore the movies of David Lynch.  Thumbs up, I was onboard.  Her being the fan, I let her choose where we would begin.  She chose Fire Walk with Me.  For those who don’t know, this movie is about all the events prior to the Twin Peaks series.  The same previous problem ensued.  In addition, the film is not regarded as one of Lynch’s best. 
 
She continued trying to kindle my interest by insisting the oddities in Twin Peaks were more than just red herrings, they were surrealist symbolism.  To this end she showed me websites and chatrooms where people debated and swapped hypotheses about the significance of the number of pie slices Kyle MacLachlan ate throughout the series.  Biblical references, star charts, and all manner of subjective crazy shouted out at me; and while it’s true that the works of David Lynch can be interpreted to a certain degree, I felt like the websites catered to pretentious people and potential mental patients more than providing any insight into the material. 
 
I admit my mind closed to most things Lynchian.  Even though we both later enjoyed Mulholland Drive I considered it a fluke.  I was reluctant to see another movie of his least I get let down again. 
 
When our relationship ended some years later it did not end well. As such, I’m afraid a certain subconscious dislike for everything she enjoyed crept into my thinking.  It happens, though if a person gets back to being honest with them self it fades. 
 
So fast forward about five or six years. 
 
Reading an article by David Foster Wallace he proposed that David Lynch films should be regarded as dreams, or rather nightmares.  There is symbolism, but for the most part one shouldn’t expect to find logic in the flow of events.  In a few concise sentences Wallace completely shattered the entire lens through which I viewed Lynch.  My ex- had often insisted otherwise, and since she was a smart woman I accepted her point of view.  When I couldn't see it the same way she did youthful arrogance took hold, and I concluded there was nothing to see, so stopped looking.  But with this new perspective in mind everything Lynch did made a weird kind of irrational sense.  So with my mind open again, I returned to his work.
 
This time I did it right.  I went in with no prior conceptions.  Zero expectations I sat down with a bottle of vodka and started watching Eraserhead, which I had never seen.  My only intention revolved around watching the movie, and letting whatever popped into my head arrive. 
 
Eraserhead will forever remain one of those films I’ll periodically watch again, but never own.  Something about it being in my house feels like an invitation to entities I do want visiting.  Suffice it to say, I enjoyed the film thoroughly.  As such, I moved down the list. 
 
Next came Blue Velvet.  And truth be told, watching it resurfaced hazy recollections of seeing it with my ex-.  She on the bed in her dorm, me next to her pounding whiskey to get drunk enough I could enjoy the movie.  Expectations of disappointment ruining any chance the film had.  I remember not really wanting to watch it, but being in a relationship isn’t about always getting your way.  The point being, I had seen it before, but not like this.  This time I enjoyed the movie. 
 
I won’t bore anyone with a synopsis.  If you don’t know what it’s about click this
hyperlink (or better yet see it).  Since then (circa 2008) I watch it two or three times a year, but make no mistake.  I watch it as little as possible so it never grows stale.  I never want the movie to be too familiar.  That’s always a risk even with things you enjoy.  Yet, it influences my work to this day.  The short film Honesty is Not Contagious recently put together, The Musician, is my first attempt at making a Lynchian film.  So it seemed only natural that this new musical project would in some way feature a piece with Lynch elements.  There’s a bluntness to this song, and I hope to be more subtle in the future; however, I’m happy with the finished product.  Like the film that inspired it the song combines harsh elements with softer ones, mingling the unsettling with the soothing.  But I’ve talked too much.
 
Here is… Blue Velvet Valentine.

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Chicago Police Department Steps Up Photobombing African Americans to Debunk Allegations of Racism.

2/17/2016

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Ten year old Jamichael Taylor just wanted a normal birthday party.  Jamichael's mother, Christina, said, "We're all just having a good time when this cop walks through the backyard while we're taking pictures."  The officer did nothing other than step into the background, making himself a part of several family photos, and though he remains unidentified the incident is becoming common throughout Chicago.
 
Cops in Chicago don't have the best reputation these days.  The murder of Laquan McDonald and the Homan Square scandal seemingly proved allegations of racism.  However, cops are hoping a new tactic will change public perception.  It's called photobombing.
 
Teenagers noticed the trend on social media.  Photo posts on sites like Facebook started featuring an increasing number of police officers. 
 
"Yeah, we took a selfie, me and my friends, but we didn't mean to take it with this cop," Makayla Rogers said. 
 
She's one of hundreds of African Americans routinely finding police officers in their photos.  Cops standing in the background, or at the edge of a group photo, officers appear to be slipping themselves into African American photos.  None knew why until the emergence of an Instagram account run by the Chicago Police Department.
 
The account features several cop-bombed images, harvested from social media, and slapped with the hashtag #SEEWEGETALONG.  When asked to comment police officials said nothing.  However, a source stated, "This is the best they could come up with.  It shows police with black people, and nobody is getting shot or arrested or nothing."  Apparently, the new strategy to improve the image of the CPD involves creating scenes which appear to show Chicago police and African Americans getting along because they're in photos together.
 
Staged images are nothing new.  Neither is photobombing.  However, some officers are taking it to extremes.  Several locals, who wished to remain anonymous, reported being harassed by police who insisted on taking photos with them.  One said, "I'm answering a text, and this cop car pulls up.  Cop asked if I'm taking a selfie.  I say no.  She says to me, 'Why not?  Take a picture with me.'  I didn't feel like I had a choice, so I did." 
 
What started as annoying is escalating into a bizarre new form of harassment.  Police are performing Terry Stops, briefly detaining African Americans long enough to take seemingly positive photos with them.  Sometimes they even make vines which also come across somewhat racist:  uninvited cops jumping in on double dutch jump roping sessions, or asking teens who aren't dancing to break dance with them.  Fortunately, these events don't appear to be the norm for now.  Still, cities throughout the U.S. are reporting a growing number of incidents involving photobombs by cops. 
 
Yet, the outlook isn't all bad.  Jamichael Taylor isn't letting it get him down. 
 
He said, "I'm getting really good on the computer -- erasing cops from pics."
 
Local business owner Linda Turner said, "Now, if we need police, we start taking pictures, and bam!  There's a cop."

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Relax, You're Only Dying

2/13/2016

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I recently had the chance to see the band Sleep perform live.  If you're unfamiliar with them I'm not surprised.  They belong to a subgenre of metal called stoner doom.  Essentially a heavier variation on stoner rock, this psychedelic gloom is unique to say the least.  I often listen to Sleep when I'm writing because it puts me in the right head space.  Lately, despite my iPod being rather eclectic -- on any given day setting it on random can result in a row of songs like Tom Waits, (hed) PE, Lady Gaga, and Anaal Nathrakh -- I've been listening to sludge metal and stoner doom since seeing Sleep. 
 
The consequence of this is that I've decided to turn my musical efforts in that direction for a bit.  The main reason being I feel like it's the perfect genre for exploring more gothic inclined lyrical content.  And yes, lyrical content means there will be vocals this time around.  In the past everything I've done was solely instrumental, but that's all changing... for the time being. 
 
Meanwhile, enjoy Relax, You're Only Dying.


Lyrics:

Relax.


There's nothing you need to say.


No more bills you have to pay.

Who cares how you made your way

You're dying today?

 

Relax, you're only dying.

Relax (x4)
 
No more quests for praise.
No need to ask a raise.
No hearts to amaze.
You're dying today.
 
Relax, you're only dying.
Relax (x4)
 
No more broken bone.
No more going home alone.
Into the unknown

You're dying today.

 

Relax, you're only dying.

Relax (x4)
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Gambling at the Snacky Shack

2/10/2016

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It’s a fact that any establishment displaying a sign declaring NO GAMBLING is where the action’s at.  Opposite side of the coin, any joint that actually enforces the restriction will not last long.  Of the few who actually come to play for fun, dabbling in video poker, pool, and what not, the only people who return regularly are the ones earning something. 
 
Folks make the mistake of thinking this only applies to bars.  However, that’s the beauty of gambling.  It can happen anywhere, at anytime, on most anything.  That said, most joints restrict themselves to whatever is easiest for them to get away with.
 
There used to be a diner on Lawrence and Elston called the Snacky Shack.  Patrons could go in the backroom where rows of video poker machines hummed nonstop.  The room glowed, neon lit every second of the twenty-four hours the place stayed open, while several regulars hung from the machines like gravity might suddenly reverse itself.  Now, once upon a time, before the laws got relaxed gambling technically was illegal.  As such players played for points, their totals printed out on receipts spit out by the machines which they’d hand over to the manager, who would take them into the office before emerging with cash.  Thing is this rule was unspoken, and my buddy Sid and I went there for greasy double cheeseburgers – two thin patties guaranteed to total a half pound and an eventual heart attack – we went there for weeks before overhearing a conversation informing us:  You dumbasses been pissing away cash. 
 
See we were the idiots playing for fun.  All that time we’d been wondering why the old timers printed their totals.  The whole while Sid figured they did it for pride, probably competing with one another, and I saw no reason to say otherwise; but once we knew better we started printing our totals too.  First time we handed the manager a slip he chuckled.
 
“Normally I worry about new guys, but you two.”  Shakes his head, “You ain’t cops.”
 
We took a certain pride in that statement, and collected our money happily little realizing the rabbit hole we’d started down.  See, gambling is more fun than actually working.  That's part of what makes it addictive.  Seems folks prefer playing what amounts to a video game that pays instead of breaking their backs for shit pay.  In one day, between bites of cheesy artery assault, we made enough to cover rent for the month.  So naturally, we quit our jobs. 
 
Best worst move of our lives… well, top ten for sure. 
 
First six months things went swimmingly.  Sid and I pooled our cash.  We went to the Snack Shack, split the stake fifty-fifty, and went to work.  Our primary tactic involved making sure to cash out when we got ahead, no matter how small, especially if things didn’t seem to be paying off.  Making twenty bucks meant doing better than losing twenty.  So some days, yeah, we walked away with hundreds falling out our pockets, and others we walked home instead of hailing a cab with Midas fingers, but we always left with more than we went in.  Not many gamblers get to claim as much. 
 
The trick to gambling is knowing when to quit.  Yes, the odds are in the houses’ favor, but that’s based on a long enough timeline.  They have the money to keep playing.  A player with an equally infinite wallet actually gets the same odds with the advantage the house never gets to stop.  The problem is most gamblers don’t have an infinite wallet.  The reasons tend to vary; however, one truth is absolute:  degenerate gamblers are trying to beat the game not the house.
 
Sid and I saw guys regularly rack up enough points to leave ten grand ahead, but they hung in waiting for some kind of video poker full tilt.  The money only mattered because it allowed them to keep playing.  They wanted to see the machine reach a kill screen. 
 
This got to be quite the distraction for me.  There’s something about seeing a man, bowed back like his spine’s grown into a curve perfectly suited for the machine, staring straight into the screen cursing the device for not knowing it’s been beaten; angrily collecting six thousand dollars like it’s a sign of failure.  Rows of men and women aggressively winning, and thinking the whole time the real victory hasn't happened yet.  They jab the touch screen, expecting to poke the machine into submission.
 
After a particularly successful run we went out for drinks.  Following several whiskeys Sid said, “You watch those guys too much.  I think we’d’ve done better if you were playing more… and it’s fuckin’ weird.” 
 
I shrugged, signaled for another round of whiskey, “Can’t help I find them fascinating.  I don’t know how they can win.”
 
Sid replied, “They don’t want to, and that’s why we’re better than them.  We’re playing for the right reason, so we do it the right way.”
 
“I suppose.”
 
“Just keep your eyes on the game.  If they complain to the manager, ‘Hey this fucker keeps staring at us.’  We might get kicked out.”
 
A fair point, especially considering what happened.
 
#
 
He went by Chalky.  I always saw him in a wheelchair, though I’m certain he didn’t need it.  I base that on the fact I would occasionally see him stand up, stretch, and walk out back for a cigarette.  Chalky smelled like muscle cream, and cat piss, but he pumped almost ten grand a month into the Snacky Shack’s poker machines.  And he hated me.
 
I base that on the fact he once looked me in the eye and said, “I fucking hate you.”
 
He chain-smoked expensive cigarettes, but complained about the price of bus fare.  He mumbled the whole time he played, a steady buzz like a gnat, yet yelled at anyone he considered to be talking too loud.  His breath smelled like milk chocolate, and so, this all combined, unfortunately, into an insatiable curiosity regarding the man.  I felt compelled to watch him, spying for any sign of what made him.  I can’t really say what I expected to see, but bits crossed my eye.
 
The X shaped scar carved into the back of his hand, the green checkered waist coat he always wore, his missing left ear lobe, a faded indecipherable tattoo on his wrist, the various lobster images on his smartphone he regarded, perhaps for luck – none of it told me anything.  Yet, it all fueled me to observe him every chance I got. 
 
Then one afternoon he punched the machine in front of him.  Teeth grinding, spittle flying out of the corners of his huffing mouth, Chalking turned his glare on me.
 
“You.”  He pointed.
 
“Me?”
 
“You always staring at me, ya cunt.  It’s a fuckin’ distraction.”
 
Sid interjected, “I’ve been warning him about that.”
 
Chalky spat, “Well, you’ve done a shit job.  Always staring – what are you looking at ya bloody cunt?”
 
I opened my mouth.
 
“Shut it.  Fucking… fucker!”  Chalky stood up.  He kicked his wheelchair, and stormed off.  We heard the backdoor open and slam.
 
I turned to Sid, “Perhaps now is a good time to cash out.”
 
“Agreed.”
 
We printed our receipts.  From the sound of the door Chalky probably went out the back to smoke.  We figured we’d be able to cash out while he tried to fog the whole city.  However, on the way to the manager's office Chalky came back inside.  He glared at me, and before I could say anything he whipped out a switchblade.  A sixty year old man charging you, armed with a flick knife, may not seem like the worst nightmare in the world, but that’s only until the blade is firmly deposited in your stomach; and said senior citizen is trying to use the blade as a handle to lift you off the ground while screaming:
 
“You fucked my game!”
 
In the narrow hall Sid couldn’t get around me.  Chalky obviously knew this because he kept jerking the blade, forcing me to shift and block the path.  Sid sighed, and took the only route left.  He grabbed me by the shoulders, and yanked me back, throwing down the hall.  I didn’t feel the knife come out.  I only felt the sudden warm flood spilling across my stomach.  A waitress screamed.  I nodded.  Glancing over I saw Sid holding Chalky’s wrist, to keep the knife out of play, while he punched the old man.
 
Waving at the waitress I pointed at my stomach, “Can I get a towel?  For the bleeding?”
 
She fainted.
 
Laying on the cool tile floor I thought, “Perhaps gambling is not the career for me.”

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Why I Quit:  Driving the Dead

2/3/2016

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Walking through the mall I saw a now hiring sign in the window of a store.  The shop in question sold toys, mainly for kids six and under.  In need of a new job I looked at the sign then the store, and thought, “Oh fuck no.”  Places like that are dungeons full of plastic distractions capable of endlessly emitting maddening electronic cacophonies, while hordes of children, more akin to feral rats than humans, run screaming in every direction, their hollow eyed parents in tow like enslaved zombies.  However, I needed a job, so I filed the option the way terminally ill people keep suicide in mind.  I decided that if I couldn’t find a better alternative in a week I would submit to the infernal gauntlet of providing toddlers with vaguely educational toys. 
 
Motivated as such, I immediately went to my local bar.  Perched on a stool I eventually started scrolling through searches on my phone.  Nothing promising presented itself.  Lucky for me I was relating my aforementioned thoughts to a buddy when a gnarled regular shuffled over. 
 
The man reminded me of a gargoyle, and his voice only added to the association, “You need a job.”
 
I couldn’t quite place the accent.  He sounded somewhat Eastern European, though Middle East traces hinted as well.  Wherever he hailed from I doubted he was used to waiting, so I quickly answered, “Yes.”
 
He nodded, “Okay.  You got a license?  For car?”
 
“Yeah.”
 
He pulled a card out of his wallet.  Handing it to me he said, “Call this number.  Ask for Charlie Frink.  He won’t be there.  Tell them Mike Spotnik told you to call.  Leave your number, yadda yadda yadda, they call you back.”
 
I took the card, a bone colored rectangle with a telephone number scrawled across in pen.  I asked, “What’s the job?”
 
Mike Spotnik furrowed his brow, “Driver.  It is not hard.”  Then he shuffled back to his seat to sip warm vodka.
 
That night I called.  Just like Mike said Charlie Frink wasn’t available, so I left my number, and two minutes later the phone rang.
 
I answered, “Hello?”
 
A coffee voiced woman spoke, “You call about the driver job?”
 
“Yeah.”
 
“Tomorrow evening be at the corner of 18th and Allport.  7:30.  Do not be late.  Wear a suit.”
 
Before I could say anything the other side hung up.  I have been around long enough to know when something is, for lack of a better term, shady.  Unfortunately that same awareness always sets off my curiosity.  So the next evening I arrived at 18th and Allport in my best pinstripe suit.  
 
Soon as I got out of the car I saw an elderly man in tweed waving at me from across the street.  I hurried to him.  He looked the way grandfather’s in fairy tales do, smiling the promise all will always be well.  We shook hands.  His gentle expression juxtaposed by the rough leathery grip that greeted me, my curiosity ticked up a notch. 
 
He introduced himself, “Call me Minin.  You are here to drive.”
 
“Assuming I get the job.”
 
He nodded, “Yes, of course.  If you make it through your first run, you’re hired.” 
 
I suddenly disliked the road curiosity seemed to be leading me down. 
 
Minin said, “Excuse me.  I make things sound so treacherous.  Some find this work too stressful.”
 
“Can I ask what it is?”
 
He spread his arms wide, “Of course.  You will be driving girls, well, dolls of a sort.”
 
Once again curiosity got the better of me.  Minin gave me a set of keys, and pointed to a luxurious car up the block.  He told me an address, and I set off.
 
A leather seat, smooth as silk, that cradled me like a loving mother’s arms, mahogany and gold dashboard, state of the art stereo hooked up to an HD digital display, I was tempted to steal the car the second I got in.  I punched up the address, and took off.  Even though I didn’t technically own the vehicle, cruising through the city I felt like a king.
 
My destination turned out to be a lounge on Ashland and Fulton.  I couldn’t see any lights on through the windows.  A busted neon sign over the entrance called the place The Arkhangelsk Lounge.  It seemed like the doors closed ten years, and hadn’t been unlocked since.
 
The display announced, “You have arrived at your destination.”  The second it stopped speaking a side door opened.  A man in a black leather jacket strolled over to the car.
 
I rolled down the passenger side window as he approached.  He leaned in through the opening, “You’re the new guy.”
 
“I am.”
 
“Okay.  We’re gonna bring the girl out in a minute.  Unlock the back, and don’t worry about anything except getting her where she’s going.”
 
“Alright then.”
 
He stepped away. 
 
I called after him, “Hey, can I ask a question?”
 
He leaned back in, “What?”
 
“How’d you know I was here?”
 
“We’re tracking the GPS.”  He didn’t wait for a reply just went back inside the Arkhangelsk.  In a minute he emerged, and held the door open for two men who looked like shaved bears.  The two grizzlies carried a limp figure between them, a young pale woman in a designer dress.  They loaded her in the back, fastening a set of custom seat belts to hold her upright.  Glancing in the rear view I expected to see a woman, barely out of her teens if even, drugged into a catatonic stupor.  Instead I saw the slack jaw and hazy hollow eyes of a dead person.  The Y-incision arching across her cleavage, dipping between her breasts accentuated the fact.  Yet, she smelled like lavender with just the subtlest hint of milk chocolate. 
 
One of the grizzlies smoothed her hair then delicately tied a ribbon around her neck.  The man in the leather jacket leaned back in.  He asked the GPS for a route to a particular address out in Wilmette, one of the wealthiest Chicago suburbs.  The moment the map displayed he said:
 
“Drive safely.”
 
I said, “Thanks.  Uh, one question though, just for my own personal edification.  She’s dead?”
 
He glanced in the back then at me, “Yeah.  Don’t worry.  It’s time you got to getting where you’re going.”
 
And I drove off.  Mainly I reasoned that those who casually cart dead bodies around don’t like to be trifled with.  A string of questions might only serve to make them wonder if I was more trouble than my worth.  So I drove the dead woman out to the suburbs.
 
The whole drive I kept hearing her body shifting.  The limp ragdoll swayed with every turn and acceleration.  Her dress rustled when she slumped forward during certain stops.  The car’s tinted windows took on a new meaning, less about privacy and more about concealment.  At one point I thought I heard her groan only to recall that dead bodies sometimes expel gases which can sound like vocalizations.  That bit of trivia did nothing to relieve a rising concern about zombie prostitutes, and my impending demise at the hands of one – the undead will not be pimped out.
 
The drive felt more decadal than the actual fifty minutes it took.  I pulled up to a mansion on Sheridan road, the sounds of the lake whispering from the backyard.  As soon as I arrived events similar to those at The Arkhangelsk Lounge transpired.  Apparently the people here also tracked my GPS unit.  No sooner had I shifted into park than two men in dark suits hurried out of the house.  They collected the body from the backseat, and I watched them lug the lifeless woman up the walk.  Standing in the doorway I saw a middle aged man in a sweater vest sipping a brandy glass.  He waved to me.  I waved back. 
 
My phone rang.  I answered it, “Hello?”
 
“Hello young man.  This is Minin calling.  You’ve made the delivery?”
 
“I have.”
 
“Good, good.  When our customer is done with her he will call us.  Then I will call you, and you can retrieve the doll.  Take her back to the lounge, and your work is done.”
 
“Okay?”
 
“Good.”  Minin hung up. 
 
I drove away.  Sometimes it’s worse not knowing what people are doing.  The imagination gets to run wild inventing any possibility it can conceive which remains almost eternally true in the absence of facts.  A silver haired man slowly undressing the cold corpse of a woman young enough to be his daughter – she might be his daughter for all I knew… I found a liquor store, and bought some liquid courage.  Parked near the lake I sat in the sand drinking until my phone rang three hours later. 
 
Once again I pulled up to the house.  The men in dark suits emerged and carried the dead woman to the car.  The middle aged man stood in the doorway wearing a bathrobe.  He waved.  I waved back.  My passenger belted in placed, I returned to The Arkhangelsk Lounge.  The sounds of the body shifting bothered me less this time, and I started to wonder what I might get used to given enough time.  Glancing in the rearview I saw a tear roll out of one dead eye.  I turned around to be sure.  She no longer wore the ribbon around her neck, and yes, a drop of moisture was rolling down her cheek. 
 
I thought, “Maybe he licked her eye, and it’s just his drool leaking out.”
 
I have no idea why I thought that would be a more comforting idea. 
 
At the lounge, the grizzlies ambled out to gather the corpse-doll.  When they got back inside the man in the black leather jacket stepped outside.  He carried an envelope in one hand.  I rolled down the passenger window.  He leaned in:
 
“You did good.  Minin is pleased, so I am too.”  He tossed the envelope on the passenger seat, “That’s for tonight.  If you want the job give us a call.  If not, thanks for tonight.” 
 
I counted the cash in the envelope.  Hints of lavender and milk chocolate inspired second thoughts, but the amount turned out to be too tempting.  So I drove six more corpse-dolls, two of them men; one night a week, and for a few hours I made more than I could spend in a month.
 
The grizzlies deposited a doll in a giraffe print dress.  Out of an ocean of perfume jabs of embalming fluid struck my nose.  I glanced at her, the way I glanced at all my passengers, as if acknowledging the presence meant something.  Her skin matched the turquoise print.  Then I recognized her. 
 
My first passenger sat in the back again, time having ripened her unpleasantly.  Grey shades mingling with the green tint to her skin; sunken in odd ways from having long pins used to lance her so accumulating gases leaked out before bloating the body; her eyes full of milky fog and accusations.  I saw her jaw move ever so slightly, and watched a tear drop drip from her eye.
 
I got out of the car.  Turning to Vogt, the man in the black leather jacket, I said, “I quit.”
 
He shrugged, “Your loss.  We’re adding ghosts.”
 
I hesitated… damn curiosity.  When I arrived to pick up my first ghost no one came out.  I went inside the lounge.  The place looked ready to open, though the doors obviously remained shut.  Hearing a soft voice slowly singing, I followed foreign words to the basement.  I peeked through the window of a refrigerated room, and saw rows of corpse-dolls, naked on metal tables, waiting to be dressed.  In another room I found enough clothes to start a theatre company.  Bullet holes dotted the hallway.  The singing guided me to a store room. 
 
Inside I found a young woman in a blue dress floating over the pieces of Vogt.  Blood dripped from her hands as she sang Hej, a Petronella. 
 
Leaving the Arkhangelsk Lounge I said, “Okay, I quit for good this time.”

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