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Writing Exercise... a lighthearted challenge... A Stormtrooper Monologue

4/22/2021

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Preface: 
I am not a writer of fan fiction.  It feels too much like playing with someone else’s toys.  However, as far as writing exercises, I don’t mind a personal jog down such a route.  For instance, while showering, perhaps contemplate a better way to handle a messy storyline in a popular film, or waiting at the deli counter for the mumble mouthed idiot to figure out what they want (even though we’ve been in line twenty minutes already), compose concise dialogue to make something more complete (i.e. a quick conversation between Robin and the older police officer in The Dark Knight Rises about how rumors of Batman fighting crime persisted for years after Dent’s death until the full enactment of the Dent act resulted in an end to such tales).  It’s like replaying famous chess games.  The outcome is set, so no amount of writing on my part will change anything, but it does help strengthen my own set of skills.  As such, when I recently received a certain lighthearted challenge, I felt obliged to take the plunge.  To that end, I present, A Stormtrooper’s Monologue. 

“The trooper in front drops.  Keep moving.  The trooper next to you drops.  Keep moving.  We carry the Empire forward but only if we keep moving. 

“You hear about it in cantinas.  Whispered jokes about the worthlessness of stormtroopers—useless armor; can’t shoot straight.  That armor may not seem effective, but it’s about more than blocking blaster bolts.  It makes it seem like none of us have fallen.  The onslaught of an unstoppable, innumberable horde.  And it doesn’t matter how accurate someone can shoot if their bolt is one of hundreds in the air.  We are the Emperor’s storm, and one of us doesn’t matter.  No one can look out the port of a starship into the vastness of space and think an individual matters.  There’s a bigger picture to consider.

“The galaxy is chaos.  A billion ways to die in the blink of an eye.  Yet, the Empire brings order.

“The mess of democracy under the Old Republic resulted in a catastrophic war.  How many died waiting for diplomats to do the right thing?  No more.  The Empire sees a situation and reacts.  No decades of debate.  No waiting for space wizards to conjure peace.  Send in the troopers and the chaos is quelled.

“Enough victories, and there won’t even be a need for violence.  The mere presence of stormtroopers will be implication enough.  With every win we make it less likely someone will shoot.  That’s why victory at any cost—sacrifice for a more peaceful tomorrow. 

“No, I don’t aspire to die.  None of us do.  They say the disposable mentality came with the clones.  Lose one, simply grow another.  However, though the tactics haven’t changed much since the Clone Wars, I have seen the victories. 

“The Ghorman insurrectionists subdued, the pacification of Mimban, the Rebels driven from Hoth, the defeated terrorists on Bespin.  Think about it.  The Rebels rarely show themselves going down.  It’s always us falling in propaganda reels.  How many of them die?  I know I’ve shot dozens.  Yet their loses are made heroic while ours are shown to be fools racing towards death.  A death they inflict. 

“Anything except a straight shot.  That’s what the instructors said.  The armor stops anything except a straight shot.  So, the thinking is if a trooper just keeps zigzagging, no worries.  Except, how am I supposed to run serpentine in the narrow halls of a starship, space station—we’re charging straight at the shooters.  It seems pretty guaranteed a direct hit is coming.  Perhaps that’s why we learn to keep moving. 

“The trooper in front drops.  Keep moving.  The trooper next to you drops.  Keep moving.  We carry the Empire forward but only if we keep moving. 

“Sometimes it feels like I’m running from the past.  I suppose we’re never far from where we were.  It’s called conscription, but I call it salvation.  Lifted out of the gutter on a lawless world.  The only choices:  starvation or becoming ruthlessly feral.  I know others among us who’ve escaped slavery through the salvation of imperial conscription.  The Empire gave us a chance to be something noble.  I still see that terrible past as it haunts my dreams, so I keep moving hoping to leave it behind.  With every victory, more planets brought into the arms of the Empire, I know others will see it less.  Some won’t even have to wake up in such worlds.  They’ll only ever know the safety and security of the Galactic Empire. 

“That brighter tomorrow is worth any risk, any sacrifice, and I will bring the storm down on any who oppose that peaceful promise of the Empire.  If I die in the process, it is an honor to serve.  What would my life, my death, have mattered dying, fighting tooth and claw over gutter trash scraps?  At least now, I am making the galaxy a better place.  If that’s not worth dying for, what is?”

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Bullshit Artists

4/20/2021

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First of what I hope will be several video poetry projects.  This piece "Bullshit Artists" is one I've enjoyed performing around the Chicago area.  It was always a joy, and I'm happy to share this version of it.  I say version because I think the material is open to interpretation.  While the video may lock in a certain view, I encourage you to hear the words and make your own perspective.  However, that doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy the video in and of itself.   
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BEERFINGER:  CHICAGO DAY DRINKIN'

4/5/2021

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After a long year, the fourth album from BEERFINGER is finally done.  CHICAGO DAY DRINKIN’ is now available on multiple outlets.  From Bandcamp to Apple Music to Spotify, you can find these 12 tracks. 

Thrill to the hard rock fervor of “Gutter Ducks.”  Dive into the maniacal creepiness of songs like “Shooter” and “Hard Time (down by the water).”  In the mood for something more comical, there’s the lounge room hilarity of “Penelope” or “5 Minutes to Fuck.”  This album is a rollercoaster ride guaranteed to offer at least one song you’ll enjoy.  I suggest starting out with the track “Day Drinkin’ Chicago.”  A call summoning all the misfits, it shows a lot of what’s to follow as well setting the mood. 

Putting this whole thing together could be called a labor of love, a trial of frustration, and an exploration of limitation.  That is to say, I enjoyed working on it, hated working on it, and learned a few things stumbling to the end.  When the idea for this album first occurred, I thought I knew exactly what to do.  A solid vision in mind, it seemed like the whole project would come together, completed in a matter of weeks.  I couldn’t imagine it taking more than a couple of months.  I had a stack of lyrical material ready, several half finished songs, and quarantine due to the pandemic meant nothing to do except work.  However, it didn’t take long to realize things wouldn’t be that easy. 

Many of the initial ideas fell apart as I worked on them.  Perhaps some other (better) musician could’ve fit together the disparate puzzle pieces I possessed but accepting the fact I couldn’t, I eventually moved on.  Though that said, I never throw anything away, so maybe down the line those jigsaws will still be of use.  In any event, instead of trying to punch through the brick wall before me I walked around the obstacle.  Along the way I discovered some of the songs here now.

​These are thirteen tracks inspired by all the feelings I think folks go through when drinking.  Fuck-all, I know I have.  Songs of sorrow, anger, mirthful moods, lust, reckless abandon, and a general desire to just have a good time.  So, raise a glass, kick back, relax, and enjoy some CHICAGO DAY DRINKIN’! 

CHEERS!

 
Chicago Day Drinkin' | Beerfinger (bandcamp.com)
‎Chicago Day Drinkin' by Beerfinger on Apple Music
Beerfinger | Spotify

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    J. Rohr enjoys making orphans feel at home in ovens and fashioning historical re-enactments out of dead pets collected from neighbors’ backyards.

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