Honesty Is Not Contagious
  • Home
  • Rants
  • Beerfinger
  • Things People Feel Entitled to Know
  • Fear of Others
  • Links to Greatness

The Best Movies Have Never Been Made

8/22/2014

0 Comments

 
According to some, the best movies have never been made.  Whether Alejandro Jodorowsky’s Dune or David Lynch’s take on Return of the Jedi, there are a number of films that Hollywood promised but never delivered.  Various reasons abound for why certain projects don’t reach the light of day; however, it doesn’t really matter what caused these films to never be.  In the end, what matters is there lack of existence because now they always have the potential to be great.  This is especially true of films that started any degree of preproduction.  Any evidence of what kind of vision may have been emerging is fuel for the imagination.  Couple that with a successful director’s previous works, and viola!  Stanley Kubrick’s tale of Napoleon Bonaparte masterfully brings history to life, David Fincher’s Rendezvous with Rama becomes a veritable 2001 and not just for the C. Clarke connection, while Orson Welles evolves into a cinematic god instead of the patron saint of unfinished films. 


But I submit that cinemaphiles and fanboys (and I include myself in both camps) are better off without these features finished.  

Currently two trailers are making the rounds for a documentary called The Death of Superman Lives:  What Happened?  The film intends to bring to light what ended the production of a Superman movie written by Kevin Smith, directed by Tim Burton, and starring Nicholas Cage.  However, the trailers, at the very least, seem to purport that this movie may have been a lost masterpiece of some kind.  People associated with the film regularly make statements about the wild and wonderful directions the movie planned to go in as well as casually dismissing any sneers at early production materials since the film was, at the time, testing possibilities as opposed to solidifying a vision.  In other words, since the movie never came about all the things which seem to cast it in a negative light should be dismissed because of course the filmmakers wouldn’t’ve gone in unappealing directions.  In addition, everything individuals think looks cool would have definitely been in the film.  It doesn’t matter if people have differing opinions on what that all entails – one group sees a negative another views as a positive – both points of view are correct. 

Since the movie never happened it can be all things to all people.  Never mind the plethora of shit performances Nicholas Cage has turned out over the years.  If Superman Lives had come to fruition Nicholas Cage would have nailed a performance worthy of an Oscar.  And this is without saying anything about the film’s look – sets, effects, lighting – which could only end up being a so spectacular a person would be able to watch the movie without sound and still be entertained.  

That may sound a tad sarcastic, and though it’s meant to be, at the same time I have had, from time to time, similar optimistic hopes.  Despite the titanic brain aneurism Dune turned into, I still wish David Lynch got a crack at Jedi.  And ludicrous as it may be a part of me has a guilty lust for Gladiator 2, wherein Russell Crowe murder-stomps his way through the afterlife, back to the world of the living, and proceeds to slaughter across time in a plot that can only be described as God of War:  Bastard Life or Clarity.  I’m not above the cinemaphile hope beloved directors will always craft great movies.  Yet, I sometimes worry a belief is being established through such hopes, the idea that a film can be everything to everyone.  

This belief carries with it a cancerous notion, especially when applied to unmade films.  The uncompleted works influence the notion that the best chance to do something is lost in the past.  We lament missing the chance to make a great work instead of looking forward to greatness on the horizon.  Though Orson Welles never got to make Heart of Darkness, that freed him up to do Citizen Kane.  Also, those who stare back at these uncompleted “masterpieces” are establishing an uncontestable standard – “Man of Steel was okay, but Superman Lives woulda been amazing.”  

(Full disclosure:  I’m only using these two because they sync up for comparison.  Personally, I thought Man of Steel was like watching a failed abortion being resuscitated with a hammer.  That said I suppose I might just as easily create a quote like, “The greatest comic book movie of all time is Superman Lives… if it’d ever been made.”)

Some may contend they didn’t or don’t expect these movies to be cinematic triumphs, though such disclaimers beg the question why do they wish the film was made?  If it wasn’t going to be great what was the point?  Granted, no one sets out to make terrible art.  Somehow it just happens along the way.  But is the desire simply to have one more Hitchcock thriller, one more Coppola vision, one more Russ Meyer flick (albeit one starring The Sex Pistols in a punk rock A Hard Day’s Night) regardless of quality?  I, for one, doubt it since any list involving these and other unmade movies often allude to potential greatness.  The whole point of considering what might have been is to play with the idea of what epic majesty has been lost.  

And therein lies the second aspect of why it is better these films were never made.  Those unutilized elements, the surrealism, daring camera work, symbolism, unconventional actor choices, taking established characters in strange new directions are all still possible; what has not been made can still be made.  The movies that never were should inspire the course of the movies that may yet be.  Instead of using missed opportunities to contemplate lost excellence perhaps they should be fueling artistic ambitions – rather than staring at the void, fill it.



0 Comments

Your comment will be posted after it is approved.


Leave a Reply.

    Author

    J. Rohr enjoys making orphans feel at home in ovens and fashioning historical re-enactments out of dead pets collected from neighbors’ backyards.

    Archives

    October 2024
    September 2024
    August 2024
    July 2024
    June 2024
    May 2024
    April 2024
    March 2024
    February 2024
    January 2024
    December 2023
    November 2023
    October 2023
    September 2023
    August 2023
    July 2023
    June 2023
    April 2023
    February 2023
    December 2022
    November 2022
    October 2022
    September 2022
    August 2022
    July 2022
    May 2022
    April 2022
    February 2022
    January 2022
    December 2021
    November 2021
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    June 2021
    May 2021
    April 2021
    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013
    December 2012
    November 2012
    October 2012
    September 2012
    August 2012
    July 2012
    June 2012
    May 2012
    April 2012
    March 2012
    February 2012
    January 2012
    December 2011
    November 2011
    October 2011
    September 2011
    August 2011
    July 2011
    June 2011
    May 2011
    April 2011
    March 2011
    February 2011

    Categories

    All
    Essay
    In Verse
    Periodical
    Periodicals
    Rants
    Visions

    RSS Feed

    Fiction Vortex
Web Hosting by iPage