Frequently Asked Questions and their Answers...
Q: Who are you and why should I care?
A: Why is the former relevant, unless you’re a celebrity chasing whore, and isn't the latter proof you can’t make up your own mind?
Q: What’s your site about?
A: Don’t you want something to talk about other than the routine you’ve been living the last god-knows-it's-been-too-long?
Q: What kind of music do you listen to?
A: Isn’t it funny how that says so much and yet nothing about a person?
Q: Aren’t frequently asked questions on a lot of sites really just an excuse to act clever by being snarky, "Oh look at me! I answer everything with such witty sarcasm you must think I’m so smart."
A: Why don’t you go fuck yourself?
Q: This doesn’t have to get nasty.
A: I’m just saying.
Q: Shouldn’t you respect the people taking the time to visit your bullshit?
A: Have you ever really listened around to the things people say, just sat somewhere and listened?
Q: That isn’t an answer.
A: I think it is.
Q: So everyone’s an idiot?
A: No, but people have a tendency to justify their own execution.
Q: What’s your favorite movie?
A: Can you really trust someone who only has one pleasure in life?
Q: Where are you from?
A: BEHIND YOU!
Q: Seriously.
A: What is America’s most underrated city, especially given the fact New York has mined it for talent over the past several decades?
Q: A riddle?
A: Why not?
Q: Don’t you think people prefer straight answers?
A: Assuming those are the kind of people I want around me.
Q: So you like things round about?
A: Isn’t a little extra thought a good thing now and again?
Q: I’m getting bored with this.
A: Then it might be time you snapped on the TV and atrophied your imagination.
Q: I think I will.
A: Fine.
Q: I’m going.
A: Be gone then.
Q: ...
A: Wait.
Q: Wha... is that a...
A: A catapult loaded with a polar bear.
Q: This is getting bizarre.
A: And it’s only the beginning.
A: Why is the former relevant, unless you’re a celebrity chasing whore, and isn't the latter proof you can’t make up your own mind?
Q: What’s your site about?
A: Don’t you want something to talk about other than the routine you’ve been living the last god-knows-it's-been-too-long?
Q: What kind of music do you listen to?
A: Isn’t it funny how that says so much and yet nothing about a person?
Q: Aren’t frequently asked questions on a lot of sites really just an excuse to act clever by being snarky, "Oh look at me! I answer everything with such witty sarcasm you must think I’m so smart."
A: Why don’t you go fuck yourself?
Q: This doesn’t have to get nasty.
A: I’m just saying.
Q: Shouldn’t you respect the people taking the time to visit your bullshit?
A: Have you ever really listened around to the things people say, just sat somewhere and listened?
Q: That isn’t an answer.
A: I think it is.
Q: So everyone’s an idiot?
A: No, but people have a tendency to justify their own execution.
Q: What’s your favorite movie?
A: Can you really trust someone who only has one pleasure in life?
Q: Where are you from?
A: BEHIND YOU!
Q: Seriously.
A: What is America’s most underrated city, especially given the fact New York has mined it for talent over the past several decades?
Q: A riddle?
A: Why not?
Q: Don’t you think people prefer straight answers?
A: Assuming those are the kind of people I want around me.
Q: So you like things round about?
A: Isn’t a little extra thought a good thing now and again?
Q: I’m getting bored with this.
A: Then it might be time you snapped on the TV and atrophied your imagination.
Q: I think I will.
A: Fine.
Q: I’m going.
A: Be gone then.
Q: ...
A: Wait.
Q: Wha... is that a...
A: A catapult loaded with a polar bear.
Q: This is getting bizarre.
A: And it’s only the beginning.