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Unreal... works complete... rants and reviews ahead

8/31/2022

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Made it to the end of another month, and that means time for the roundup. Last couple of weeks have been mostly prep work for future projects. I’ve got shows scheduled for live performances dotted throughout September. There are also reviews and articles on the horizon. One article is for a horror novella I’m finishing reading, and another is concerning that old expression the book is better than the movie. Basically, a little piece exploring what makes for a quality adaptation.

A few weeks back I got to perform live fiction at Chicago’s Golden Dagger. The venue is nice. I’ve been there before doing creative nonfiction for Story Sessions. However, I still haven’t pinned down the best way to record things there which is something I need to do in general when it comes to live shows. Especially considering I’ve got more on the horizon, but I think I can nail it down. In any case, this particular performance involved Unreal: a fiction-focused open mic which asked me to be there. They were celebrating another anniversary, and seeing as they’ve been kind enough to include over the last several years, I couldn’t say no.

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The best part being I decided to do a fresh piece, going back to something I used to write regularly the Why I Quit series. The old ones remained peppered throughout the site here. However, I’ve never really figured out what to do with it in a larger sense. Compiling into an anthology of sorts seems the best option, though I’m still looking for a through line to weave it all together. That may be something I focus on in the weeks ahead because—drum roll—I finally finished the big work in progress, Killing Lake Michigan.

The full book first draft clocks in at roughly 530 pages and 136,329 words. Those numbers are bound to change during revision. My hope is to get it lower rather than longer, tighten things up as it were. Whatever the case, it’s a thrill to finally be done with something I’ve been hammering out for almost four years. Even though there’s a lot of revisions going forward, I’m confident about this book because I’ve performed portions of it live in years past, and it always got a solid reaction. Audience always laughed and often wanted to know what happens next. Well, I can finally let them know.

I’ve got an interview with a podcast coming up. It regards the San Cicaro anthology I got included in not too long ago. To keep track of that as well as live shows when they come up, where to see, listen, etc. check out my Twitter page – @jackblankhsh – otherwise, my best to you and yours. Stay weird, stay safe, and tune back in next month for the roundup of articles, shows, and maybe some publications as well.


Cheers!
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This is GWAR! ... Questions abound... Sewer Gators... Unreal

8/6/2022

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Last month filled out with some great moments. I got to do my first interview, watched and reviewed a fabulous documentary about the notorious rockers GWAR, then closed the month getting some solid cheese for a bad movie night.

Kicking things off, being able to review This is GWAR! really put a cherry on top of the month. Mainly because that led into one fantastic moment after another. First of all, checking out the flick rekindled my interest in the band. It’s been a while since I seriously sat down to listen to Gwar. Sure, the occasional nostalgia round about leads by the band, but it’s been too long since I really sat down delving into their discography.

Partly to help set the mood for writing the review, I reacquainted myself with tunes like “The Salminizer”, “Saddam A Go-Go”, and “Bring Back the Bomb”. Lyrically, Gwar is a hard band to beat, but then consider the creative risk adding a trumpet section to a hard rock song. Gifted musicians creating a full theatrical experience—it was a pleasure returning to some of these gems. And the documentary really is a treat for fans as well as anyone curious enough to give it a chance. More on that below.

This Is GWAR Is an Inspiring Documentary About the Notorious Heavy Metal Band - Horror Obsessive

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Second, because I got to review This is GWAR! I actually got to interview a member of the band. Matt Maguire offered a few minutes of his time. Below are links to the video as well as the transcribed version. The written one is a bit condensed and features less of me thank crispy chicken Christ.

This was my first interview ever. I like to think I did alright, though I do wish I’d done a few things differently. Preparing questions in advance certainly helped, and Matt even got caught pleasantly off-guard by the depth of research. Unfortunately, because I’m in the midst of a move I didn’t have my best audio equipment. Still, it all sounds fine thanks in no small part to some audio work by our resident expert at Horror Obsessive. I just wish I’d been able to give more gold from the get-go.

A Conversation with Matt Maguire of Gwar - Horror Obsessive

An Interview With Matt Maguire of GWAR - YouTube
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Finally, I caught a delightfully terrible flick called Sewer Gators. The review is below which was a great reminder how much fun it is to write bad reviews. The movie isn’t absolute garbage. I do believe it would do well with a beer and a pizza crowd looking to have an alligator themed evening. More than anything, I enjoyed spicing the article up with as much Louisiana lingo as possible.

I’m always on the prowl for more deliciously deplorable films rotisserie roasted over a dumpster fire. Though that said, my hat is off to makers of the movie. As far as I can tell, they set out to make a trashy flick and they got it. If you decide to include it an upcoming bad movie night, perhaps take the time to fashion an alligator cocktail.

Consider:
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  • Vodka (3 oz.)
  • Triple Sec (2 oz.)
  • Orange Juice (1 oz.)
  • Midori (2 oz.)
  • Lemonade (1 oz.)
  • Sour Mix (1 oz.)

Watch Sewer Gators, Regret It Later - Horror Obsessive

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That’s it for now. Stay tuned for more roundups. Regarding fiction, I’m still waiting to hear back from a few publications. I may also finally have the free time to do some audio things for the long neglected Youtube channel. We’ll see since I am literally one or two chapters from finishing my novel. I know I’ve been mentioning that on and off for over a year, but the end really is at hand.
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Otherwise, if you’re in the Chicagoland area, I’ll be performing some live literature at the Gold Dagger as part of the Unreal Anniversary show. Fell free to join us as this fiction-focused mic turns six years old. I’ve been happy to lend my words and voice to performances with them for at least three years now. It promises to be a good time. ​But if you can’t make, well, stay safe, be kind, and stay weird. Cheers!

Tickets for UNREAL: A fiction-focused, experimental Open mic | TicketWeb - Golden Dagger in Chicago, US

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