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Blackened Lemonade

5/7/2020

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An ultra-low budget D.I.Y. animated music video for the comedy song Blackened Lemonade inspired by the saying, "When life gives you lemons, pretend it's your enemies and (anthropomorphized) troubles being sliced and ground into a bloody demise.  Then drink the juice of their suffering."  Recipe below!

Other Beerfinger music can be found at
https://beerfinger.bandcamp.com/

Lyrics:
fuck what the world has given
I see a new beginning
In the yellow
I'll be swimmin'
Lemonade!

on your knees
lemon I will squeeze
on your knees
only your juice will please

fuck this won't crawl away
Prepare to grind we juice today
Rip and tear
Into the lemony
Abyss I stare

on your knees
lemon I will squeeze
on your knees
only your juice will please

fuck the chance of a lost mind
Rip through the rind
Rather than letting go
Bloody juice I have to show

By the bag, or the barrel
Grind away
I'm going feral
on your knees
only your juice will please

pulp that fucker up
grind and fill the cup
I'll tell you when
I've had enough

Recipe:
1 and 3/4 cups sugar
1 and 1/2 cups lemon juice
8 cups water
Vodka (optional)

1.  Combine that sweet ass sugar and 1 cup of water in a small pot.  Get it boiling like the fires hell, stirring to dissolve the sugar. 

2.  After boiling a minute or two, remove from heat and let cool to room temperature.  Then refrigerate until chilled.

3.  Get the seeds out the lemon juice, they are not enjoyable to drink.  However, feel free to leave as much pulp as you prefer.  In whatever pitcher/dispenser you use, stir together chilled syrup, lemon juice, and the 7 remaining cups water (now symbolizing the seven seals of the Apocalypse).

4.  If you so choose, add vodka.  You know how much you need to feel good.

5.  Drink!
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    J. Rohr enjoys making orphans feel at home in ovens and fashioning historical re-enactments out of dead pets collected from neighbors’ backyards.

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